I read the gumtree personals out of morbid curiosity..... F*cking hell....

I confess: that i went away with my mates 4wding last weekend!(she thinks im seeing some one else! I confess: that i did have a beer or 2 when i was away(Im not supposed to drink anymore! Her ...

I find nothing more attractive than the woman who, instead of walking down the street eyes glued to her feet and her next step, walks with her head held high. It doesn’t matter what you wear – ...

HEY ALL, MY CONFESSION IS I JUST COULDNT STOP GROWING MY C*CK, AND ITS STOPPED AT 16 INCHES, HOW EVER I HAVE THIS THING THAT IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL AND YOU DO. I PAY YOU ...

me like younger Gorgeous guys ones who dress like schoolboys YUM~

I always wanted to tell someone this. I fantasize about being with guys. Oh...I should mention...Im a guy. Mid 40's, not that hard to look at, and I LOVE women, but fantasizing more about s ...

I confess i have a list for my perfect woman: Looks Hot in my eyes Tallish 6 foot (not freakily tall) Athletic Low Maintenance Active Over 25 (this is always ...

I am chronically depressed.

I confess that i love older women. Being a guy in his 20's, I feel as if I might be seen as weird. I love women in their late 30s and 40's. I get turned on by their experience. Ive met and and been ...

I dont go further then friends with girls because I am worried they will reject me when I underperform in bed.

If I can change what had happen that made me feel so unworthy, I’d do it in a blink of an eye. I would undo everything and start from nothing. I would erase all the unhappiness that I’ve caused. I ...

My confession is I've alway had a thing for MILF's. I've been lucky enough to sleep with a couple, but I'm looking for more hot and h0rny mum's who want some day time loving. Married or ...

I confess that I am a closet CD, I love the feel of womens under wear on me especially silky panties and g string type panties, I even like saying panties, am I crazy?????

I see you often, smoking outside the building were we both work. You sometimes wear a tartan mini skirt, with black stockings and you have legs to die for. You are hot.

I've been trying to break up a relationship. The guy is really hot and he didn't tell me at first that he had a girlfriend. I got her number out of his phone and I've been sending her ...

Alright Tanya, I know I barely know you and I can't begin to explain why... but I really like you and I can't stop thinking about you. I'm completely driven to distraction every time I see you and I ...

I confess that i HATE extremist muslims!!!!!!!

i talked sh!t for 50 minutes on the phone on friday night pissed while walking home from the local gallery. talking to a mole i cant stand about how we arent working when we havent even kissed and ...

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i confess that i dont really want to work in some office job with people in suits and attitudes that scar their hearts...i am an artist..always was always will be.

a year and a half ago i was two years into a great relationship with the most perfect girl of the same interest in art and she cared about me so much and we would go to the beach together and go to ...

We would like to confess that we have had our scars removed from our necks by laser treatment, and pretend we are not tasmanian. We have in fact slept with our cousins, eaten apples, worn outfits10 ...

I confess that it took me longer than it should have to work out how to post this ad.. Whilst in the confessional.. I wax ;)